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Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something  (Sarcastic Quotes) I really didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute  (Sarcastic Quotes) If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!  (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes  (Sarcastic Quotes) Me? Sarcastic? Never  (Sarcastic Quotes) Did you just call me a bitch? I'm so glad you noticed  (Sarcastic Quotes) Oops my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult  (Sarcastic Quotes) Clearly, I am no match for your level of ignorance  (Sarcastic Quotes) No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting  (Sarcastic Quotes) Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there  (Sarcastic Quotes) Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn  (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours?  (Sarcastic Quotes) Your secrets are safe with me. There's a good chance I wasn't listening  (Sarcastic Quotes) Who made you king of anything?  (Sarcastic Quotes) If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!  (Sarcastic Quotes) Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  (Sarcastic Quotes) Wait right there. Oh no, I'm paddling away  (Sarcastic Quotes) If I wanted to be in your soap opera I would have auditioned  (Sarcastic Quotes) Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket  (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping  (Sarcastic Quotes) I guess things were just going to well for me  (Sarcastic Quotes) Say something nice. For a change  (Sarcastic Quotes) Like we need your support  (Sarcastic Quotes) Monday. Yay!  (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm not good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?  (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh, thanks. that's sooo helpful  (Sarcastic Quotes) Well, la de freakin' da!  (Sarcastic Quotes) Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn  (Sarcastic Quotes) Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither  (Sarcastic Quotes) So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook  (Sarcastic Quotes)
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